There was this one time...

We were driving and a Muni Bus pulled up beside us on the passenger side and the bus driver leaned way out of his window and shouts;

"Hey Miss! Your dress is caught in the door!"

You all know Rey dosen't drive so the bus driver wasn't talk'in to me!

Rey turns to this helpfull citizen and in his deepest, manliest voice replies;

"Thats not my Dress."

The bus drivers face retracted into his neck for a second and then he shrugged. The light changed to green and on our seperate ways we continued.

Good times man, good times.

One time I went to this party and saw this hot chick with long hair.

Then Jessica came up and said, "This is my boyfriend, Rey!"

Needless to say, I was crushed.

I remember one nice evening doing acid with my best friend at the time... Rey,
(Although it could be argued that he was more of a rocker than a hippie. Hippies usually don't smoke cigarettes like a chimney and litter, and steal cars, break things and disrespect everybody around them... which is what we did back in 90-91... But he has always been a "hippie child"... True enough!!) we were a bunch of us in a car frying our brains out and decided we wanted to explore and climb around down by the cliff house and the old sutro baths... Anybody who knows me or was there... You remember... Rey, frying out of his mind, decided that the huge concrete foundation slab at the bottom of the cliff would be a great place to play some "moonlight-hacky-sack"... So Rey goes running down there and before anybody can say anything, not that we would have, he tripped on the edge and landed belly flopped into the DISGUSTING stagnant Sutro Bath sewage water... IT WAS GROSS.... All of us had a time laughing at poor Moondogs expense. Sorry Rey...

maybe not a hippy story, but a Rey story...

Backstage at Faire.... uh 2001 maybe... the Christina was going through Rey's bag cause she couldn't fin her socks or something and Rey told her to get dressed. While strewing Zegri/Toth clothing eveerywhere she comes across a pair of Rey's burgundy bikini panties.

Flinging them away, she squeals, "Aaaaaahhhhhh! Man Panties! EEWWWWWW!!!!."

Rey looked.... un-thrilled.

I laughed my ass off.